Excuse you
The satirical habit-forming app with zero excuses
A conversational habit tracker that challenges you through humor, gamification, and witty interactions. No excuses allowed.
Conversational Intelligence
Dynamic conversation flows that adapt to your progress. Each interaction feels personal and responds to your unique journey with habits.
Smart Notifications
Context-aware reminders that know when you need encouragement, accountability, or just a gentle nudge to stay on track.
Interactive Animations
Engaging Rive animations that respond to your actions, creating a delightful and immersive experience as you build lasting habits.
Zero Excuse Philosophy
A satirical approach to habit formation that uses humor and wit to keep you accountable while making the journey enjoyable.
Gamified Progress
Track streaks, celebrate milestones, and unlock achievements as you build consistent habits that stick for the long term.
Cross-Platform
Available on iOS, Android, and web. Your progress syncs seamlessly across all your devices, so you never lose momentum.
Coming Soon
Excuse you is currently in development. We're perfecting the balance of humor and effectiveness to create something truly unusual in the habit tracking space.
Want early access? Get in touch and mention "Excuse you" in your message.
Privacy First
Your habit data stays on your device. We believe privacy is fundamental to building trust and lasting habits.
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